Alien Abduction Insurance?

You may have heard of people taking out insurance on some interesting things like body parts or some obscure artwork that might not be appealing to anyone but the owner.  But have you ever heard of alien abduction insurance?  

Yes, it is true.  There is at least one company out there that sells insurance to protect you from the financial loss you may endure during abduction by an unworldly being.  They offer monetary compensation for things like heckling, implants, and/or medical issues you may endure during your time with the aliens.  The only thing you need to do is give proof that you were in fact abducted by aliens.  Seems easy enough, right?

If you were abducted by aliens, of course it would be easy to give proof.  You most likely would have some sort of alien residue on you.  You might even have pictures.  Collecting on your policy would be an easy task.  The key is to make sure your proof is good enough for the alien abduction insurance company.  

Of course, alien abduction insurance sounds like a joke.  It seems like something made up by someone to make a few bucks.  Sure, it is a novelty but it is also a legally binding agreement.  If an actual alien abduction were to occur to a policy owner, he would be entitled to all the benefits included in his policy just like any other insurance policy.  As long as all the criteria are met, the benefits are owed.  

If you ever decide to pursue an alien abduction insurance policy, be sure to read the fine print before you file a claim.  While benefits will be due if you are actually abducted, they will probably only pay them in $1 increments each week or month for the rest of your life.


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